Los Angeles - A Conversation
Los Angeles - A Conversation
You know how this goes.
Man: "Hey..."
He searches for my name tag, squinting his eyes until they're almost closed. Damn, his breath smells like two week old trash in 99 degree heat.
Man: "...Lauren. Where do you live, Lauren?"
I smile, trying my best not to judge him or assume that he's crazy.
Me: "Culver City. Just moved here."
His weird looking eyebrows perk upward and beyond. Ohh, fresh meat.
Man: "That's great. Why are you here in Cali?"
Me: "Welp, I graduated last year and want to become a television writer."
He smiles, which reaches his eyes. I immediately melt. Why, I don't know. Maybe it's the way his clothes smell. They remind me of my grandfather.
Man: "Oh, I can get you in touch with a lot of people who can help you."
Like Peter Pan or the Easter bunny? I've heard this before.
Me: "Cool. Where do you live?"
What the hell, I'll add to the conversation. I got nothing else to do.
Man: "I live in Hollywood. I love it there, but I want my own home. I'm a hair stylist.
Hmm, I wouldn't have guessed that. Cool.
Me: "Nice. But, you're here catering...instead of doing hair?"
Man: "Yeah, 'cause I like to hang around you young people. What I make here in a day I make in an hour doing hair."
Hmm, this sounds weird. If you make a TON of money doing hair, would you be giving up your entire Saturday to make much less?
Me: "So, you volunteer for the fun of it all?"
Man: "No, I get paid. Probably the most out of everyone here actually. But it doesn't effect me 'cause I need to focus on opening my salon anyway."
Me: "How did you get catering experience if you're in the beauty industry?"
Man: "Oh, I used to own my own catering company. I decided to let it go after getting into hair. There's more money there. But anyway, I can get you tickets into the Laugh Factory and stuff like that."
He sounds and looks like a pimp who just wasn't cut out for the business and decided to make cartoon pornography instead.
Me: "That's nice of you. Thanks a lot."
Man: "I mean, seriously. These guys will get you in the right direction. They know people like I know people."
Who knows which way to go? I stare out at the beach behind him, not really listening but hearing every word. I can't help but think this is another bullshiznit person from L.A. who has nothing to give but false hope and broken promises.
Let me be real with you. I'm not a fan of pessimism or assumptions, yet I find myself falling into their traps at times. Especially in Los Angeles when I meet peeps like the Man. I feel like Los Angeles is full of individuals, unintentionally or intentionally, trying to suck the life out of you, as well as pretending to be someone they're not.
BUT
Video Blogger Contest
Video Blogger Contest
So, I'm super excited about the Video Blogger contest I just heard about on Craigslist. I think it'll be awesome if there's a cool, well-balanced "View" like show that incorporates all types of women.
I have a lot of friends who would love to take part in this and I think it's a cool idea. However, it takes good execution and overall direction.
Does anyone have more information regarding this? Is there a deadline?
Welcome to The Lezzie's House
Welcome to The Lezzie's House
First off,
Thank you for taking the time out to click on my page. I know you all are wondering, "who the hell is this woman?" Fair enough. I'd be thinking the same thing. All I can say is that I am a cool person who loves life, new experiences, and topics involving love. Oh, and I just happen to be a gay black woman.
What you'll find on my blog? Lots of cool, opinionated shiznit. I like to call it a bloggy journal because I'll not only provide information and news to you, but also let ya know what I think about it. Yes, you'll hear my thoughts and ideas about different subject matters.
Enjoy. Smile. Breathe.





